After further research of the demands facing skaters in the professional world, I have decided that an all exspense, tax deducted trip be taken to new york to see Xanadu life on Broadway, in the Helen Hayes theater. That's right folks, one of the big screen's greatest moments has been written for the mecca of live Theater...Broadway! In the gift shop you can purchase leg warmers that KIRA had!!! I'm freakin out, I am in suspense, hopeing that my credit card doesn't get declined when I call and book the tickets. Most exciting is that Kira is played by a very talented young lady who starred in the original broadway production of Hairspray...yeah, we'll see if she can skate though. The jury is still out. And one more issue of concern, I mean, how to you hear Olivia singing the theme song for so many years and then just switch to listening to someone else? It'll be hard, there might be tears, both of sadness and utter excitement...we will just have to wait till we get there to have a post for that!
If you would like to join me in my job research, and while we are there do a little shopping, eat out a lot, all while I deduct it from my yearly earnings on my taxes just let me know, the more I spend the more I deduct, no probelm. I know many of you are as passionate as I am about the future of the skating Diva, and all action must be taken to ensure I have all materials, and information to succeed. Maybe I can schedule an audition while I am there. I have prepared a new piece to "She Bangs" by Ricci Martin. It's libidinous; perfect for those liberals in New York City!
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Oh my! Count me in. I think we should have a dress rehearsal before we go. We could pop some corn, pop in the movie, and practice how we'll present ourselves before we watch it live! Besides that, it would be really embaressing if we didn't know the words to all of the songs.
What you say? And oh yeah... I'll bet that if you also prepare "Smoke on the Water" for your audition, it will showcase how diverse you are. You know, how well you can skate high and how well you can skate low.
I am also on board for the trip!
First, I think we need to visit the local skating rink so those of us who are not pros can get the kinks out of our roller skating skills.
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